how the fuck did this bitch get my number
block dat hoe!
i’m about to block simon too. i’m sick of his ass calling every hour on the hour over jobs that are beneath me.
OMG… Simon is the worst! He’s still callin’ about PopGlam 1hr photo shoots and I’ve been A-list for two weeks.
"Glad I got you on the line! There’s a local ad spread at—"
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.